Cosmetic Cookbook

My Inaugural Address at the excellent White Throne Judgment of the Lifeless

Alvin Miller

September, 2005

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PREFACE

Important notice: Examine my 1986 publication before you study this.

What follows is a rough draft transcript (subject to modify once I as a matter of fact provide it) of my inaugural tackle (presumably in Washington, D. C.?) in the past international television at the excellent White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I actually have raptured out billions of corpses - laying on the floor (a fairy dump- rabbits walking in the ditch)! Be happy to accept as true with what I've set down here are the ravings of a madman, when you consider that that is precisely what they are! I actually have assembled this book in a chain of vignettes. Norman O. Brown, my mentor, used an identical technique. You will find I use terminology that may appear alien to Christianity: wizards, witches and fairies, and so on. A part of the issue that the King James Bible mistranslated the observe sorcery pertaining to potions. This is strictly adult material. This is often off limits to little toddlers, and this means you. If your jaw did not drop in the event you study my 1986 guide, I A HUNDRED PERCENT guarantee it is going to drop now. I repeat my annoyance at you 'Christians' who have repeatedly attacked my site. Jesus prophecied that every one prophets must get stoned. Your scurrilous, underhanded attacks prove what you really are - Pharisees who have a look at the letter of the Legislation, but not the Spirit. You are in a while going to be rewarded by way of your Master in your devoted service! Get a lifestyles and stop giving me main issue! You know that in case you confronted me in a one on one debate, I would wipe you out! When you are angry at what I say, in basic terms vent at my guestbook with one-of-a-kind criticisms. You'll observe that during the PDF and RTF edition of this, the paragraph tabs are often fallacious. This can be due to malfuntion of the the word processor. So, in any case, it all starts offevolved subsequent page!

MY INAUGURAL DEAL WITH AT THE COMPREHENSIVE WHITE THRONE JUDGMENT OF THE LIFELESS

Introducing Myself

(The time is midnight E.S.T. I stand until now worldwide tv to explain my rapturing out billions. I made the broadcast at this hour to help prevent the likelihood that any toddlers could see this, despite the fact that in one of a kind time zones around the world tots are up). Good night time women and gentlemen. I'm addressing you from Washington, D.C., the political capital of Hell. I have descended right here to the pit of Hell to handle you. Until now I begin, I want to insist that no toddlers view this broadcast. This can be off limits to anyone lower than 12 years historical. Leave the room, and visit bed! You will see that that I communicate instant, that I modify the theme as a rule, and as a matter of fact it will come across as incoherent gibberish. You'll be able to get up day after today morning and go 'what did he say?' You'll be able to try to needless to say, but you can have a hard time. I encourage you to list this deal with, and to look at it several instances, as every time you can pick up more.
You can become aware of that I will be talking an awful lot approximately myself this night. For the reason that the extra you understand about the place I'm coming from, the at an advantage you are going to be. Let me formally introduce myself. You have obvious me until now, however now I will reveal who I in point of fact am. Have you noticeable a ghost? Have you ever obvious a spook? Now only say you've noticeable a ghost. I'm the ghost with some of the most. I am the distance ghost. You've got you have got visible many ghosts. My colleagues are on pretty much every boulevard nook in every city world wide, ranting and raving and spouting gibberish. When you look at me you can see that I even have no eyes - empty sockets instead (waving my hand in the front of my face). I am an invisible guy. There isn't any person here, under no circumstances has been and under no circumstances might be. You're looking at a total vacuum. There's nothing here - in simple terms empty air. When you look at me you spot no man or women - you are looking directly at my Identity - my subconscious. And most of the people find it exceptionally aggravating to take a look at the face of the Lord, my face. As a matter of fact, I'm a raving lunatic, and this madness I even have is a dangerous poison. Such a lot of my fellow mad individuals are backside feeders. With this disease, we are incompetent to maintain ourselves at the same time, and we fall to the bottom, with many turning out to be homeless, committing suicide or drugging themselves into oblivion. It makes us into total misfits. DOAs - Dead on Arrival. Jesus, a deficient Jewish peasant, was once a backside feeder additionally. If you find yourself on the underside, you seem to be up at all the so-referred to as leaders, and you already know that each one of them are the inaccurate individuals. As Jesus referred to, this is information hidden from the clever, but given to babes. If you have ears to listen to, Jesus used to be himself also mad. The gods would have to be loopy! Jesus was very touchy to organic screw ups, due to the fact that like them as a madman he was jogging dynamite liable to explode at a moment's notice with all of the power of an earthquake. Jesus used to be a bit of human waste - human rubbish. And so am I. A significant collection of theologians, and i additionally, believe Jesus was once the bastard son of a Roman centurion. The theory of virgin birth arose due to the fact that an Historic Testament scripture was once mistranslated. We the gods are living in a parallel universe right next door to this one. I stepped throughout the looking glass on my challenge.
The image of Jesus, I am the following to serve. I do not want you to worship me. You do not have to consider something I say. Consider what you want. As an example, you can believe I am the Antichrist, which I deny. But believe what you wish to have. Your beliefs don't main issue me. I'm her to straighten out your conduct, specifically, as you will see that, your behavior within the bed room. It truly is the special mission I am on. In the event you see me, you've noticeable the daddy. Each eye shall see him. There should be would becould very well be in basic terms one.
The two Jesus and i are in actual fact wizards. I am the second one so much highly effective wizard that has ever walked the face of this earth. Jesus is more advantageous than me for two factors. Jesus used to be working in his Thirties, half of my age. He has me beat, considering the fact that his member might arise more beneficial than mine. I am two times the age he used to be whilst he used to be preaching, and mine would not come up adore it used to. Additionally, he had sharp wit and eloquence and at all times referred to the suitable component. By way of distinction, I tend to ramble.
You've got you have got met your maker. You object that you simply see not anything but a lunatic standing the following. But, I, God, did make you in the next feel. I set the foundations that allows you to are living by means of - the ten Commandments and the Sermon on the Mount. If you disobey my rules and go to Hell, as always, I get my willie operating below my belt and rapture you devils out. It was once at all times ambiguous approximately who would be raptured out. Wouldn't it be the opt for or would it not be the misplaced? The answer is the two! All of us and absolutely everyone that I could do away with I wanted long gone. You who're left behind that i am addressing are the same mixture as the ones I removed. My planet is in emergency mode, with billions of you devils going for walks round destroying it. I'm getting ready to give you the judgment. I wash my palms of you! I would love not anything more beneficial that to stick all of you devils is a fuel chamber and slam the door close! Over again, I, Victor Frankenstein, have created another botched laboratory scan. I actually have to get rid of you, so I will start over again with a new Adam and Eve. Get off my planet you devils! Get off my planet! I've had it with you!
You might be made in my photograph. This basically means that you do not have to are living with continuous psychological and physical pain that we mad men and women - especially the gods - really feel day by day from sunup to sunset each and every moment of our lives. What I actually have is contagious, infectious and lethal. Don't come on the subject of me! Permit sleeping dogs lie! The Wolf Man was lucky, considering the fact that he shape-shifted basically as soon as a month at the total moon. I, by contrast, structure-shift all day long from moment to moment. I melt down and reform myself into a another human being in most cases. If I get round anyone, involuntarily, I form myself into a reproduction of them. Part of the power I possess is to quickly circulate on to you the continuous ache I feel (mass psychosis). The source of the pain we mad people really feel is you with each of the evil deeds you do. For those who dedicate evil acts, we're put into discomfort. (Imitating the bizarre voice of the Shadow) 'Who is familiar with what evil lurks inside the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!' For awhile, you get to stroll in my footwear. And if you happen to achieve this, you drop dead to your tracks - it's my deadly blessing! (I get started singing the rock song) 'I were given the power! I got the power!' Certainly I do have the flexibility, and it's is a perilous poison! Out of all of the tens of millions of mad persons in the world right now, probably less than a handful own all of the powers I even have. Madness is incurable, and there is a revolutionary deterioration. I am at the final levels of a fatal affliction. My mind has melted into goo, and i'm in continual physical ache. Jesus needless to say had the same disease. To come back, the gods must be loopy. And so did Moses, for that count number. He was once his own one-of-a-kind effects man, as whilst he bested the Egyptian wizards in his magic duels. I, like Moses, am observed by way of my magic wand. It below my belt. Norman O. Brown in 'Remaining Time' rates James Joyce's 'Finnegans Wake', 'He lifts up the lifewand and the dumb dialogue.' At one point during the Exodus, the Hebrews he used to be leading decided that Moses was once out to kill them. In any case, they knew he was mad. When they protested to him, Moses dropped 2 of them useless in their tracks.. Moses pointed out that God struck them down, but it surely was in point of fact only Moses doing the one of a kind effortlessly.

I am the Captain

I, Captain Nemo, am the captain of this ship - continuously had been and at all times will probably be. However, as passengers, I counsel you to stroll over the decks to the railings and look over the facet of the ship. You spot the title Significant painted on the facet. Now appear down at the waterline. There's an incredible gash and we are taking over water. We are taking place! Soon we will be underwater. Glub! Glub! No longer much time left.. Glub! Glub!

The Funny story

I are looking to get started off with a little humor. Audio system always begin with a funny story:

I realize these days that so many of you've got you have got piled on the pounds, you are getting the love handles, and a number of you might be so roly poly that you're round like a beachball. There's a reason why you're that approach. The image of pigs led to slaughter are fattened up so that the flavor is improved, we, the fairies, have filled you full of fairy food - junk food laden with fats and calories. This is often in order that after we slice you up and cook you, the fat offers more flavor.
Twilight Zone: Cookbook - To Serve Guy

I'm sure that has you rolling in the aisles. But significantly, you spend billions every year on diet merchandise and gymnasium memberships. I'm going to save you a variety of dollars. I will remedy your main issue. You will see that that after you have no delicacies in any respect to devour, you've no main issue shedding pounds. It will melt desirable off.

. The comprehensive White Throne Judgment of the Dead

Now that the preliminaries are out of the way in which, we will be able to get to the most important commercial enterprise of the night time. I actually have you summoned the following this evening for a special reason. Welcome to my Dead Man's Birthday celebration! Step forward females and gents. And as you leap forward, you will discover that every one the doors at the back of you're being slammed shut and barred. You're going nowhere. You are likely to stand before me and no longer move! (Stolen from Vincent Price - 'Residence on a Haunted Hill'). The following, in the present day, this very moment at the witching hour of midnight is the excellent White Throne Judgment of the Useless! This can be the second one Resurrection. As Joyce prophesied in Finnegans Wake: 'Array! Surrection!' - Resurrection and array. Be given you're Judgment from the Lord. I am on the point of provide you with the Dr. Strangelove tackle. In the film, he was once an ex-Nazi whose message was: the apocalypse is here and head for the hills - the same message as Jesus. First of all, why do I say you are all dead? I'm addressing only useless people this evening. It truly is you and also you and you (pointing to participants of the target market). You have skipped over. You might be no longer human! You once had been. Then you definately became the Godless Wicked. And now, in fact, you've become the devils, demons and monsters of Hell. You have disregarded to the Twilight Zone, the Forbidden Planet, the Forbidden Zone, the Lifeless Zone. All and sundry in the world have been useless since I and my assistants (widely used variously as angels, scanners, watchers, dreamers, hearts) first blew the horn within the Seventies.
Now the Judgment starts. You hold paper and pens in your hands. You are likely to perform a little writing for me. John of Patmos and others have defined what is about to take place. However they observed as a result of a pitcher darkly. What will ensue is a bit of one-of-a-kind from his description. You are going to be speedy, appropriate and you are likely to go away nothing out. What you write will choose the Judgment you receive. Write the number 1. on the primary line. On that line, write the identify of the primary human being you ever in bed with - guy, lady, youngster or animal, whatever it was. Write not anything else on line 1. Now, in the present day visit the next line, and on-line two, fill in the identify of the next man or women or animal or whatever you have been in bed with. And retain until you record all the names. I have an understanding of a number of you devils right here in Hell don't even know the names of a variety of them. Placed a question mark on those traces. Even as you're writing, I'll exhibit you my record which I prepared beforehand. On it truly is the number one., and the rest of the page is clean. I have been in mattress with no girl whenever, anyways, anyplace, at any place in any way. I are looking to heartily guarantee you that i'm completely able to being with a girl, and feature always had a relentless craving to be with a woman. I knew in my cradle that I used to be by no means going to be with a lady. In highschool, as I remember, I went out on two dates. They were no longer my proposal. They had been organized with the aid of others. Despite the fact that, I do own up to being up shut and personal with pornography on and off all my lifestyles. I had to work out what I was missing, and, in reality, I used to be lacking a good deal. I had to make sure I understood the old lock and key mechanism, and rocket technological know-how it really is not. I've seen people kissing, but I must be trained the best way to do it. What always occurs to me once I take a look at to talk to a extraordinary lady? Instantly their eyes get huge, they start smiling, and that i see them backing off. In a while thereafter they may be long gone, and i see them later whipping backward and forward in front of me chasing after the hunks and studs. They chase after them due to the fact that they comprehend that they may be able to placed them less than a spell - appeal them with their appears - and make then into beasts of burden at their beck and speak to. Inserting under a spell is old terminology for hypnosis. Ladies is not going to get near me with a ten foot pole. They be aware of what I am: a weirdo, a creep, a psycho, a loser. I do not blame them. I am a highly effective wizard, and in the event that they get around me, I'm going to positioned them less than a spell, and no longer vice versa. One of the complications I had with adult females, is that I insist any female I'm with be additionally a virgin. I refuse to take delivery of second hand item, used castoffs another guy has pawed over. And virgins are hard to seek out the following in Hell. A dead ringer for Jesus, my worthwhile seed packet has long past missing. And accurately considering the fact that I can't get laid the widely wide-spread approach (ghosts cannot do it), after I do get my rocks off, it's the shot heard operating international - heard now not together with your ears however inside of your head - mass psychosis. As Led Zepplin sang, 'your head is buzzing, and it won't move!' . Baby, you stuck up you extraordinarily little nose at me and wouldn't supply me any pussy! You're going down! (pointing my thumbs down) I'll take my revenge on you, little leave out extraordinarily! And don't dare think you will provide me some pussy now that you see me! This is too late, little one. You are going down, little miss pussycat! For what you probably did to me, I will be able to don't have any adult females around me at all. So, now quit writing. If we waited till absolutely everyone carried out their record, we would be right here all night. A number of your lists may amplify to the ground. You don't want to indicate me your lists, when you consider that I have already got that understanding. I retailer a variety of books round the following. Considered one of them is my Book of Human Works where I record your deeds, really good and undesirable. That Book partially determines the Judgment you'll take delivery of. But I am not going to open it tonight. Instead, I'll open my such a lot very important and mythical book that I retailer - The Book of Existence. I am certain you've heard of it. I am the in simple terms person qualified to open this Book! Right here I record the names of individuals who have everlasting existence. (holding up the Book of Life, that is invisible). Chances are you'll interrupt me the following and move 'Wait a minute, Lord, you're shucking me, you've nothing on your palms!' I reply, that I can see it and read it quite nicely, besides the fact that only't. John of Patmos had described the contents, however again no longer quite as it should be. It works as follows: whilst everyone is born, regardless of the place on the earth, I checklist their names. . Now I actually have to prevent for a short digression. I'm need to cross decide on up the Tree of Existence. We had it within the Backyard of Eden, and we will be able to have it to come back in the new Jerusalem, the place I am going to lead you. You can remember that within the Backyard there have been two bushes: The Tree of the understanding of fine and Evil (Morality). Whilst Adam and Eve portook of the Tree of the certainty of fine and Evil, they had been ashamed of their inner most constituents and blanketed them up with fig leaves. The Gods (plural - the Elohim) have been sore afraid that Adam and Eve would partake of the alternative Tree - the Tree of Life - and become like considered one of us and become Immortals. So they have been banished all the time from the Garden. By means of the way in which, while Adam walked in the cool of the night time beside God, Adam used to be going for walks beside a nutty fruitcake, one of my predecessors. Getting with reference to certainly one of us is damaging. We are jogging timebombs! We're susceptible to explode!
So here comes the Tree of Existence that makes you immortal. The following in Hell, I fully grasp I'm throwing pearls until now swine. What I am on the brink of say will strike you as totally absurd. It is one sentence long. It truly is: No one, now not whenever, not at any place, on no account is authorized to stick it in! It truly is at all times a criminal offense to adhere it in. I take advantage of the be aware crime, because the word sin capability nothing to you devils in Hell. All and sundry automatically assumes they may be always accredited to position it in, however no one is permitted to, ever! In the new Jerusalem, there might be 2 instructions of individuals. The rulers are those who haven't positioned it in. The second category is people who have put it in. The second neighborhood will likely be under stringent situations. First, they will serve their masters - people who do not placed it in. Further, the second classification will be virgins till their honeymoon night, and be loyal and devoted to their spouses all of the days of their lives and under no circumstances stray. There might be no adultery in the new Jerusalem. There will be no prostitutes. There will likely be no prisons or military guns there - swords melted down into ploughshares. Their will be no gays or lesbians - you are going to be back inside the closet. You be taught new matters in Hell that you just could not know in a different way. I'm touching on the pedophile Catholic Priests. It turns out that they weren't making much of a sacrifice, considering the fact that they didn't are looking to be with a woman in the primary place. The women will all appear simple in the new Jerusalem. They will wear no make-up. What do you find if you happen to visit a maternity ward? You will discover that the collection of boys and the number of females is kind of 50/50. This is, there's one boy for each lady. This means that for each and every man there must be one woman in simple terms, and vice versa. The tale is only one in step with targeted visitor.
Now to come back to The Book of Lifestyles (I open it). When you consider that the Tree of Lifestyles says that nobody ever puts it in, there should be no names within the Book at all except virgins and people who find themselves chaste. However I'm a merciful God, and feature made the decision to incorporate the names of people who have been unswerving to their spouses. There are not any different names inside the Book! The Book could be very small certainly compared to the total population. When you are a Christan and have served the Lord all of your lifestyles, I like you, however whether you title is recorded in the Book is just decided by means of what you probably did in the bedroom. Not anything else matters approximately you.
I am a functionally castrated guy. I even have a fully needless appendage under my belt, just like someone 2000 years ago. The worst heresy you could ever utter approximately Jesus used to be that he have been with a woman, such as the case of the Da Vinci code. I'm castrated, and that i am right here to castrate you.! If I have been a eunuch with my member chopped off, there could be no longer the slightest little bit of difference in me. The key is I'm a person. I seem to be round and see the devils here in Hell (back, pointing to all the audience members). I refuse to convey a deficient blameless little one here into Hell. By means of definition, all of us who would father a child here's a devil. There should be 0 toddlers on the planet! Every child is by definition is the spawn of considered one of you devils. As Jesus prophesied, 'in that day, woe to them which can be with child.'. Manhood means understanding while now not to position it in. With the difficulty upcoming - the excellent Tribulation - this is often a superb time now not to position it in.
Poor Pope Benedict! He has urged us inside the West to have extra babies, since the population is falling. Tots are a liability as an alternative of an asset here in Hell, what with college training, and so forth., which everyone seems to be getting hip to. Benedict is in fact asking for greater devils, when we have already got billions, each one of that is running around destroying my planet. The Catholic doctrine of the sacredness of human lifestyles I believe. However that basically applies to men and women and does no longer follow to you devils the following in Hell. Any legitimate the right way to eliminate you might be urgently necessary, which include free abortions, loose contraceptives, unfastened vasectomies and many others. This can be the severest emergency the planet has ever faced, and I have to remove extra billions above and beyond the ones I've already got rid of. I am the following extraordinary at the foundation of the issue - overpopulation.
I in my view have never set foot in a Catholic church. In actual fact, with the exception of for funerals, I have never set foot in any church since my youngsters. You don't have to visit church, now that i am the following in individual, as John of Patmos had referred to. Be happy to move, in spite of the fact that. But sooner or later there will be no church buildings (in the new Jerusalem). You don't need any churches, as you have me, the sunshine of the world, standing the following in man or women. Like Jesus, I'm not inquisitive about organising a brand new church or religion. Jesus can be disgusted if he could see what has turn out to be of Christianity! The query of regardless of whether gays can be ordained may only come up the following in Hell. This can be a scientifically undeniable fact that whilst a collection of men and women pray, that below take place. So be happy to maintain going to church, besides the fact that there isn't any outside, transcendent God to hope to. My father was a Southern fundamentalist baptist preacher, me being a son of a preacherman. I used to like observing my father get stimulated by the Holy Ghost. He used to be one of the sweetest males I've ever known. He used to be upset when I proficient him that I was an atheist. I didn't to inform him that I used to be also God, destined to be standing here the King of the sector! Why would I am going to church? I are not looking for to learn about what I actually have under my belt! I understand all approximately it. My member is solely conventional dimension in case you're interested. You spend billions constructing nuclear guns. However what I have less than my belt is extra highly effective than 100 thermonuclear guns! I'm the way in which, the verifiable truth and the existence. I am the sunshine of the sector. Norman O. Brown in 'Closing Time' charges Joyce in the Wake: 'Lighting fixtures, pageboy, lighting fixtures!' I'm that pageboy come to activate the intense houselights inside the darkened theater. Joyce additionally says, 'waiting to stop the demonstrate, waiting to bring the home down.' This is my undertaking the following. Again, Joyce, 'it really is with reference to to rolywholyover.' I'm come to lead a new Exodus to the brand new Jerusalem. I am the sunshine of the sector, and i do not disguise my light less than a bushel. I 'm on name 24/7, and lo, I am with you at all times. I'll be the center-piece of the brand new Jerusalem. I'm an inexhaustible everflowing fountain of the river of the waters of existence, as promised with the aid of John of Patmos. I own the universal elixir with the intention to cure what ails you. All you've to do is get down on you knees and say "Lord, let me have it!" And i by no means withhold! I will pull it desirable out! I will be able to sprinkle you with holy water. I'll slime you appropriate among eyes, I will be able to contact you in the head with a drop of sperm, and you'll be able to go away shouting. We call any one 'touched in the head' when they're a little off.
I am right here to castrate you. I am right here to wash your clock. The reason is a surprise. What was the primary animal we domesticated? Was once it the dog? No! Used to be it the pony? No! It was once her! This was once back in caveman, prehistoric Stone Age days. Then she was accurately as she has become to come back the following in Hell: slutty, mangy, slumbering around so much that no man knew whose child used to be whose. It was once and is total chaos and anarchy. The same element occurred in Sodom and Gomorrah, and that i blew it to smithereens! It's similar thing right here in Hell, and back I blew it to smithereens! She has once again turn out to be the fiercest jungle creature to stroll the face of the planet. She has grow to be a complete maneater! This can be jungle lion taming - cracking the whip. This is often cowboy bronc busting - get on her again and clutch the reins. She bucks and snorts until she wears herself out. Then she starts to take instructions and heeds the reins. A girl is just not delicate. She is constructed to take it - she can take on a whole soccer squad and be in a position for more. It in some way capability little or no to her.

Female is a gatekeeper. She determines which men and women stroll on the planet in the subsequent new release. That could be a very important serve as. However her serve as should be would becould very well be interfered with. And the very definition of Hell is that the wrong adult males get within, breeding devils, demons, and monsters. She's reluctant to place out for every Tom, Dick and Harry, but when messed with, will accomplish that. The basically approach to tame her we discovered in ancient days is to keep away from her. She must be made to fully grasp that she does not get your seed except she has the same opinion to cooperate and be your handmaid, your helpmate. She must appreciate that she is right here to make your lifestyles more effective, now not more painful.
So now be given the great White Throne Judgment from the Lord:

For what you did within the bed room, you're the damned! (elevating my arm). Repeat: you are the damned!

Accept your Sentence from the Lord:

For what you probably did in the bedroom, the sentence is dying! (raising my arm). Actual death - corpses laying on the ground demise.

The preceding was the comprehensive White Throne Judgment of the Lifeless. It didn't take very lengthy, did it?

THE TABOO

We've completed the major commercial enterprise of the evening. However I even have a number of other things to talk about. The first is the taboo, the one who must by no means be violated. By means of breaking it, you went instantly carried out the extensive road to Hell. It truly is so most important that it isn't written down in any religious textual content anywhere, up to now as I understand. This is absolutely forbidden. It truly is:
Ladies can see. Desirable? They have eyes. Don't you compromise? So what do females see? They may be able to see which females get on best. So which ladies do get on most sensible? In case you're a doll, in the event you're a scorching babe, you'll be welcome all over the place you move, doorways will swing open, you'll consistently get a smile. You've were given it made. So inform me what's going to occur over the years in the event you don't keep the women definitely less than thumb. They may be all going to start out becoming dolls! Permit me turn out to you that i'm a space alien - that I do not believe like you (my finger pointing to my head and circling to point out I am loopy). What's your opinion of the state of affairs here? Everywhere you seem, as a long way as the eye can see you notice dolls and scorching babes. You say deliver them on, the extra the merrier. Excellent? And i'm telling you that the greater dolls you got the deeper you might be in Hell. And we could not be more deeper in Hell. They couldn't seem any finer. We have grannies who are hot right here in Hell.
You're too scorching, boy or girl! (pointing at the digital camera). You're busted! You are too horny! You're below arrest! I seriously look into you, and i are available my pants! Gents, we have become badly pussy whipped by means of the dolls. They may be stomping us in all places. It's such an terrible feeling. . The adult females here carve and sculpt their our bodies into blinking neon signs and symptoms with the unmistakable message: 'I want a seed!' This is often actually the case with plastic surgery, where they pump up their breasts and butts. They are dolling themselves up. Surprisingly though, in case you tell them they're taking a look extraordinary, they get angry. Enable me record the best characteristics and undesirable features of those dolls. Quality: Spend a evening with certainly one of those females, and you can by no means fail to remember it. To any extent further extraordinary qualities? None! None at all. Undesirable characteristics: Can this sort of lady cook dinner a meal? As a rule all they are able to do is stick a meal in a microwave or exit to a restaurant. Can they increase organic children? As a rule, their offspring are monsters. There are such a large amount of different faults I may want to checklist, however you get the point.
Out of each of the world religions, which include mine, only the fundamentalist Muslims comprehend of this taboo. They stick a bag over her head - a burka! They placed her less than a tent. They be aware of that manhood is the power to adhere it in a girl regardless of how unsightly she is However, Muslims do pass the line after they physically abuse and batter their other halves. At this aspect they turn out to be devils. It really is never essential or authorised.

White Armband

The white fabric armband I am wearing has 4 markers in a row: a gold cross, a black zero, a hammer and sickle, and a V. The go indicates I'm a Christan, the 0 suggests I'm an atheist (there under no circumstances has been an external, transcendent God), the hammer and sickle suggests I'm a Communist. (previously you have a fit, allow me say that the happiest day of my lifestyles was once 1989 when Soviet and Eastern Ecu communism fell) and in spite of everything the V that i am a virgin. I'll say more later. There's no God up in sky. There may be in simple terms me! However I believe you would agree that any individual who can rapture billions out is certified to be called a God. I'm God, and also you're now not! Too undesirable! Cope with it! Jesus believed he was once a vessel for the spirit and the phrases of the daddy, a specific thing like an external God. I, in the age of psychoanalysis, propose a different view. Jesus and that i are vessels of the collective unconscious. It really is the resource of the messages we be given. There isn't any Heaven or afterlife, but there no doubt is a Hell. When you consider that you are in it! We, the gods, are 2 confronted. Once we're comfortable with you, we smile on you and provide you with a sunny day. Jesus taught this love. However if you happen to turn out to be devils, I give you my wrath and sweep billions of you to the sky! The Muslim's say "There is no such thing as a God however Allah!" Tee Hee! Ho Ho! Be my guest with a purpose to pray 5 instances a day to a rock! Silly! Foolish! You spot me, God, standing the following within the flesh. Will the arena ever by totally Muslim? Now not! No way! Mohamed used to be basically an Historical Testomony fashion prophet. As such he only granted Jesus the same status as himself, as in simple terms an Historic Testomony prophet. He couldn't parent the utter distinctiveness of Jesus. With Jesus a thing absolutely new came into the arena, replacing it forever. The terrorist suicide bombers in reality do believe a specific thing is going to happen after they die. Again, Tee Hee! Foolish! Foolish! We're all wormfood! You devils take the wrong message from the fact that you're wormfood. You are saying, 'if it really is all there may be, permit's are living it up. Consume drink and be merry for tomorrow we die!' As an alternative, that you have to finish that what we want do is to make lifestyles simple and easy. You in basic terms go by means of once. We must always arrange our lives so that we paintings little or no, and spend a good number of our time vacationing friends and household. It truly is genuine dwelling, not this rocket rat race we run here. We live manner too speedy. We do not have time to stop and smell the roses. The place I going to take you, you'll have time to take pleasure in life. Satan never sleeps. The Satan's paintings is by no means carried out. Very nearly all of the paintings you the following do is in provider of Devil. There are complete total categories of products that we will not be making in the brand new Jerusalem. For starters their will probably be no style garments or make-up. A little bit of cleaning soap and water is all any woman necessities. It used to be the fallen angels who descended to earth because the adult females had been fair who taught the usage of cosmetics. They have been dolls in those days also, precisely as another time. And, as I referred to, the extra dolls the deeper you are in Hell. And we will be able to be powerful and have no attractive undies, accurately because we have a weakness for that stuff. We no doubt will don't have any rocket ships (extra later). We will be able to possibly have few or any plane and cars. As time is going on, we literally will grow to be an increasing number of silly. Later individuals will take a look at each of the technological artifacts round laying in ruins, and be quite dumbfounded and superstitious about them. The disease I have makes me personally an increasing number of stupid, and I have the flexibility to make others silly. We is not going to be ravenous in the new Jerusalem. There will probably be adequate to be mildly wealthy, but there will probably be no rich men there. We will be doing uncomplicated craftsman jobs. Einstein referred to that during a previous life he had labored as a Jewish tailor. In the brand new Jerusalem, Einsteins might be born, but will mostly paintings at uncomplicated jobs. We will miss out on their scientific contributions. If Einstein had on no account existed, we'd have overlooked out on the quantum leaps he made. However we've billions of years. There is no such thing as a hurry. We will decide upon it all up sooner or later. But presently, as we head for the new Jerusalem, we will grow to be too stupid to do a great deal theoretical physics, and so on.
I want to say something to the suicide bombers, I are looking to let you know that I hear you loud and clear (pointing at the digicam). You see that the West has violated the taboo, and also you don't along with your burkas. Your mullahs have issued a directive that the West is the comprehensive Satan. They were too timid. We're in planetwide Hell, and that comes with you in the Middle East. You Muslims see all of the dolls here in Hell. I am on the case. I'm in a while going to do away with them all. In the meantime, I ask you to lighten up and stop the bombings. And the carnage. What you might be after, I shortly will accomplish. Listen to me, suicide bombers! I'm totally against your result in, however when you consider that I'm additionally a enthusiast, I appreciate you are psychological makeup. Take heed to me! I'm going to placed the dolls to sleep, and clear up the issue. Adolph Hitler had white armbands on his fans. By means of the best way, while I am communicating of him, he is an excellent candidate to be the Antichrist. He took the Christian pass and twisted it backward - the swastika. He was a complete misfit, a homeless guy who could not get laid, like any individual 2000 years ago. However in contrast to Jesus and that i, Hitler became to the darkside and served his grasp, Devil. He , not like Jesus and that i, were given in simple terms midway in the direction of being a god. He was a demigod - half man and 1/2 god. A little expertise is a dangerous thing, and he knew just enough to lead to significant difficulty. . I thankfully have never in my opinion been homeless. But I have been womanless all my lifestyles always, understanding that the lady who was intended for me has all this time been inside the arms of yet another man. This has consistently been not easy to take. And not using a mate to lend a hand with the spouse and children chores, I uncared for them. With the ailment I even have, I am consistently preoccupied - at all times in a trance state. I actually have frequent out of physique reviews, the place I am going off on accelerated voyages to different worlds. I don't want a rocketship! I am in continuous meditation, and doing the chores is an unwanted distraction. My home is exceptionally funky, and that i am personally funky. You notice the results of this illness at the greasy, shabby garments of the homeless. In my new position as head of state, I will have butlers attend to my everyday chores. I will be privileged to continue to be in my trance state complete time. . It is a fascist state as of this moment, in case you didn't comprehend. In reality, it is the dictatorship of the proletariat. This is rule by way of the meek, or, as Jesus referred to, 'the last shall be first.' I'm in a position to rock and rule - a 1982 movie. I' m on the brink of hoist the Jolly Roger (skull and crossbones. - I hold up a Jolly Roger flag). This can be our new countrywide flag. This is a now pirate state - a rogue state. This country is canceling it really is club in a number of corporations. We are not any longer part of the United Nations, the arena Alternate Organization, the sector Bank and many other organisations. We are abrogating such a big amount of treaties, reminiscent of NAFTA. Whilst the hire for renewal comes up, the U.N. will probably be kicked out of NY city and the U.S. With the armbands, all and sundry will see the ones recorded within the Book of Existence everyday. Those people are the Go with, and it has nothing to do with what they believe. I advantages and punish you based solely on what you do inside the bed room. The armband wearers are maintaining in public that their conduct within the bed room is immediately and slim, as absolutely everyone's consistently will have to be. Nothing else matters. As time is going by way of, you are going to be seeing more and more of the Elect. And over time, they will increasingly count on positions of leadership - their rightful situation. Those Go with will variety the brand new Ruling Category. They're going to type up my Excessive Command, at my appropriate hand aspect. By means of the time we get to the new Jerusalem centuries from now, we are going to remove the armbands, because all of us there will be recorded within the Book of Lifestyles! The last thing you believe you studied you want is a king However, it is mandatory to have a king, and he must have the ability of existence and dying. It truly is my (God's) mandate. Definitely the right variety of government is theocracy with God incarnate inside the flesh as head, at all times a male virgin and particularly mad. John of Patmos had prophesied that I can rule with a Rod of Iron. And i and all my successors will. The government of Tibet is based like this with this is Dali Lama. The way this works is: I only provide target audience to these I summon. And also you voluntarily decide whether to look. I name on you, you don't name on me. I cling 'em excessive! You displease me, I execute you. Each of the democratic republics around the world have degenerated into chaos and anarchy. Eternal vigilance is the cost of liberty, and you have failed on your responsibility. You kissed off your republic within the Nineteen Sixties, while sexual immorality and orgies broke out. But it is correct that as soon as we get to the brand new Jerusalem, and we live in small settlements, there'll likely be few kings. My religion is Christianity, but politically I actually have never been something but a troublesome center communist. I will be able to say extra later about that. All and sundry within the Book of Lifestyles will put on their white armband each time they're out in the public. They're the virgins, individuals who had been chaste for more than 5 years, and all people who had been trustworthy to their spouses. I appreciate that one of the vital latter will probably be hypocrites, that actually they've dedicated adultery but won't admit it. I am pleased with the Catholics who, lower than extreme power here in Hell, maintained the requirement that priests must be celibate. I said my father used to be a Baptist preacher. All versions of Protestantism, equivalent to Baptists, Presbyterians, Methodists, and many others., hint back to Martin Luther. He was once a marvelous theologian with a strong hatred of the Devil. However what is the some thing about him that all and sundry within the audience knew as he was preaching within the pulpit? All of us knew that he was once a lapsed monk who married a former nun. He used to be getting his. He was getting laid. He won't be able to tell anyone anything. And neither can any Protestant minister. . Back to the armbands. No divorced men and women can wear armbands. Anyone who had had oral intercourse (Bill Clinton) is just not a virgin. All little toddlers when they first begin to walk will put on the white armband. This way, absolutely everyone can see who is recorded in the Book of Lifestyles - the Decide on.
No matter what non secular religion you consider in placed on the armband. Placed a gold cross for Christians, crescent for Muslims, Star of David for Jews, black 0 for atheists, hammer and sickle for Communists (I am one of the ultimate of them on this planet), query mark (?) for tots, and so forth. Remember the fact that Hitler had all Jews put on a yellow Big name of David. They have been for that reason labeled as outcast vermin on the underside. Here those Jews eligible will put on the white armband to point out that they are on most sensible - the Decide on. To come back, 'the last shall be first.'
Along with a marker for his or her religion, virgins can have a V on their armband. Those with a V are eligible for my High Command. Those who find themselves chaste will add a C. Individuals who've been devoted to their spouses will add M for married.

Instant Prophet

I will be able to make all and sundry an immediate A HUNDRED PERCENT desirable prophet. What was once the one thing that all of us knew in the Roman Empire at the time Jesus was once preaching in Gallilee, even devoid of newspapers? All of them knew that in the Roman Towns, in particular Rome itself, they had been having most appropriate orgies. The automatic final result is that Rome was going to fall. And we've had even more beneficial, extra extraordinary orgies commencing inside the overdue Sixties. The in simple terms aspect that slowed it down a bit of used to be AIDS. The orgies held in Rome can't maintain a candle to the orgies we have had here. For that reason, Western Civilization is toast. The pony (Western Civilization) we are driving has keeled over. And there isn't any use beating a lifeless horse. The writing's at the wall! The transferring finger has writ! Tis nothing less than the tip of the world! The celebrities are falling out! As Chicken Little broadcasts, 'the sky is falling!' White meat Little is on movie monitors November, 2005.

The Witches

I am the following on a mission. I have come to remove each of the dolls! These are dreamgirls, and it really is accurately the place they must be. That you have to under no circumstances be able to see them in flesh and blood. I'll put them in to come back your dreams the place they belong. And once I get rid of them, you can dream approximately them at night - you'll be able to remember how fantastic they looked and have wetdreams approximately them.
I will take them all again to where they came from - back to Witch Mountain. That's their home - they like it there. And at night time while the moon comes out, they're going to all strip naked, become a member of arms in a circle, and do the moondance, the Witch's Sabbat. I will be sure that and store them there once I actually have them there, and you can see no more dolls.
This can be a Witch Hunt! The single and basically customary Witch Hunt, and that i'm the Witchfinder Widely wide-spread! Let me be clear. I'm not talking concerning the little pagans or wiccans. There are not many of them, and that they are all nitwits. They do not have any power in any respect. If they had been authentic witches they'd have an understanding of the thousands and thousands of powerful witches, the dolls, we have right here in Hell.

My Favorite Game

Now I need to describe my well known game. This is the game of aristocrats, the game royalty, the sport of kings and the game of Gods. This is how I did my magic act and raptured billions out. What I do is a dance. Quoting the music: '"I got a new dance, and it is going like this'" But in reality, it's an old dance going again to the Stone Age shamans. This can be the dance that all local medication men do.
Let me supply some names for my what I do: Rain Dancing, Rain Making, Doing The Swerve, Space Fucking, Fairy Fucking and finally the most effective and so much descriptive name: Fairy Bowling. Be happy to follow this by way of yourself or in businesses. Towns your personal fashion. Have fun with it.
I stand and get started flipping, flinging, flipping, flinging, flipping. As a wizard, I will name up a rainstorm, thunder and lightning (protecting my fingers up, I start flipping , flinging, flipping). This is often the gesture that clergymen use whilst sprinkling holy water. I'm a thunder roarer! I get it running, get it running, flipping, flinging. What am I flipping? It under no circumstances was approximately liquid H2O, water. What I'm flipping is sperm. I get it working, running and after a at the same time as the slime begins flying right here, there and everywhere. In the end it starts raining adult males planetwide. My fellow mad individuals know about this rain that falls on a sunny day - a phrase from a rock lyric. The clich

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